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01

Oct

encoyroaba:

I swear I’m the only one not overly obsessed with October and Halloween 

guinness world records man:
sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups:
i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe:
[drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]
best-of-imgur:

I’m not racisthttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com
fluxuater:

Security guards at the show get a slip describing the band so they know what to expect. Coheeds demographic according to that? : “20 something geek metal dudes”
#Coheed #coheedandcambria

fluxuater:

Security guards at the show get a slip describing the band so they know what to expect. Coheeds demographic according to that? : “20 something geek metal dudes”
#Coheed #coheedandcambria

fluxuater:

Security guards at the show get a slip describing the band so they know what to expect. Coheeds demographic according to that? : “20 something geek metal dudes” #Coheed #coheedandcambria

fluxuater:

Security guards at the show get a slip describing the band so they know what to expect. Coheeds demographic according to that? : “20 something geek metal dudes”
#Coheed #coheedandcambria

lesbiangrandmas:

randomfandomteacher:

heretical-hypothetical:

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

THE UNDERDOG

I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.

SOURCES
HERE

cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

(Source: hippiesispunkz)

friggindweeb:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

30

Sep